RFK Jr. T-Shirts Now Hawking Seed Oil Conspiracy

Independent presidential candidate became a MAGA mainstay Robert F. Kennedy Jr. he took on another new role: shameless T-shirt salesman.

Since the resignation and support of the former president Donald Trump, anti-vaxxerconspiracy theorist and black sheep Kennedy the clan adopted the slogan “Make America Healthy Again” by heart.

He also traveled around the country claiming that McDonald’s-devouring Trump will somehow cause a fitness revolution.

In return, Trump suggested that if elected, Kennedy – who claimed to have a doctor found he admitted he had a dead worm in his brain dumping the body of a dead bear in Central Park in New York sexed with an ex New York magazine reporter Olivia Nuzzi – will play a major role in agricultural and health policy in his administration.

“We will make America healthy again” – Trump he said crowd at a rally in Pennsylvania earlier this month. “You know who will do this? RFK Jr. He has some good ideas.”

But before he can take the MAHA throne, Kennedy has another task ahead of him: paying off the debts of his bankrupt campaign. According to federal records, his surgery ended September with less than $900,000 in the bank and waiting for $4.5 million.

Kennedy has already dropped MAHA on T-shirts and hats, and now he’s introduced an even clumsier (and more pathetic) advertising slogan, this one alluding to his pseudoscientific views on seed oils: “Make tallow out of frying oil again.”

This refers to his spreading unfounded conspiracy theories about the supposedly negative health effects of seed oils. Medical experts have strongly dismissed these concerns, but the oils and their uses remain a matter of debate obsession among right-wing influencers and their supporters. Meanwhile, tallow is fat from the tallow of grazing ruminants, most often cows or sheep.